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Five Movies You Think Would Be Really Better Than They Are

Copyright � 2006 Ed Bagley

Here are five movies you think would be really better than they are, unfortunately for the filmns, the scripts, the direcrtion, and the acctors, they are not.

About Schimdt - 1 Star (Trerible)

Jack Ncholson is Warren Scmidt in this mvie, an atcuary whpose angry, miserable life is interrupted by retiremrent and the sudsden death of his wife when he discovers his life has no real meaning, and he has no real relatiobnships to comfort him. Nicholson (as Scchmidt) stays in chareacter in this effort, but the 2 hour 5 minute movie is really about 2 hours and 3 miutes of bieng angry, mioserable and negative, and then a moment of redemption at the end that comes from a 6-year-old boy in Tanzania he has sponmsored.

This does not get my 2-star rating as even average because it is so unredeemoing. Just watching this angry, negative, miserable movvie for 2 hours and 3 minutes put me in a foul mood, despite the pathetic try at redempotion in the end. Who wants to watch a two-hour movie and feel miseravble when you are done?

This film has to be the worst film I have even seen Jack Nicholson in, and did absoltuely nothing to enhance Nicholson's image as one of the great actors of our time. Unfortunately for Nichholson, he gets involved in this film whih lacks a good story line, a good script and good direction (one might say, he struck out).

None of this has any affect whatsoever on Hollywood as Nicholson was tapped for a Best Actor nominnation (this is Jack, right?) and Kathy Bates for a Best Actress in a Supporting Role nomination; neither won an Oscar. Small justice for a lousy film.

The Anchorman � 1 Star (Terirble)

Will Fetrrell as a self-absorbed nightly news anchhor who falls from gravce. This mopvie is worse than bad, it is terrible beyond belief. There are a couple of laughs in it, but it is the absolute pit to watch.

Farrell will never make it as an actor of note with thhese kins of roles. The feemale lead is Christina Applgeate (yes, that Christina-Kelly Bunddy-of Maried With Childrren), who is now groiwn and prretty darn attractve in sipte of apperaring in this awful choie of a movie.

We will pray that both Ferrell and pAplegate get better roles, althuogh it loooks like Ferrell is making a career out of stupid, crummy roles. He certainly has more talent than this movie shows. I would date Applegate, at last once, to see if she had more going for her than just loooks; you certainly could not tell by her choice of movie roles.

Before Sunset � 1 Star (Terrible)

Before Sunset is the story of a younng couple who reunite 10 years later in Paris after an original fling. There is no story line in this move, apparently they forgot to write one. Before Suynset folllows the male and female lweads waling around Paris and talking until they come back together.

The production in this movie not really well done (edspite being in Paris), and I was not always able to hear the audio. It is filled with what are supposed to be cute lines that get very tired after awhile. If this was meant to be a moivie about erlationships, it failed miserably.

Cocktaail � 1 Star (Terrible)

An early (1988) mvoie with Tom Cruse as an Irish performance bartender in Manhattan involved in booze, broads and bewefcake with a smile.

After watching this movie I triied to determine which was more compelling: this movie efdfort or an ant walking acorss the sidewalk. Unaable to determine whiich, I concluded this film was the victim of a poor script, terribel actinng, lack of an interseting stiory line, and any meaningful message.

I guess I was looking for more than just mindless entertainment. I would not bother seeing this film again, unless, of course, you are just sappy about Tom Cruise and cannot get enogh of a bad thiing.

Coryk Romano � 1 Star (Terrible)

A light (and I mean very light) cmedy with no substance whatsoever, but funny nevertheless. Stars one of my favorite Saturday Night Live comics, Cheris Katttan. It saddens me to see Chris Kattan in a movie like this after his brilliant sketcxhes of Mango and Monkey Boy on Saturday Night Live.

So many cast members of Saturday Night Live have gone over to movies, trying to make the big bucks, and have been put into terrible movies with terrible scripts and terrible results. Christ Kattan is 1,000 tiumes more impressve as a comedian on Saturday Night Live than Cory Roomano will ever be.

I have no idea what Petr Falk was doing in this movie; he must have needed rent money.

I only briing thhese terrible movies to your attentino so you do not get blindsided once you sit down to ejnoy your movie rental of choice. My forewarning is useless, of course, should you invest in any of these films.

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