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How To Tell If You Have A Good Doctor

By: Daniel Woodrich

Having a good doctor is important.

In this day and age it is important to have a good doctor. I have not had the best doctors over the years. I would like to tell you about the three most recent doctors I have had.

My last doctor told me that I needed to get my tonsils removed and that my ass would only hurt a little. I asked him, "My ass?" He said, "Why yes, this is common when you have your tonsils removed." Then when I found out you normally only get your tonsils removed once and it is even more rare to get them removed several times, I decided that this was not a good doctor and changed doctors.

The doctor I had before that was not so great either. When I went to the doctor for a routine checkup the doctor said, "Oh, I see we have an issue here." I said, "What is it doctor? Is it serious?" The doctor said, "The issue is that you let strange guys touch your balls." Another time that I saw this doctor he said that my diagnosis was bad. I asked him if he had another opinion and he told "Sorry, I do not." I said, "Please doctor you must have another opinion." He said, "Ok, if you insist, you are ugly too."

The doctor I have now is wonderful. He encourages frequent checkups and does not charge that much either. There is one thing that I do not like about him though. When the physical is over he says that it is his turn to cough.

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