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If You Can't Help It, You Need These Rules

By: Dolores Jameson

Some men and women are habitual cheaters, but at the same time are still in love with their spouses and would like to keep their marriages intact. Perhaps this describes you. If it does, there are safeguards you can take to lessen the chance of your spouse discovering an affair and avoid inflicting pain on him or her.

I try to be as neutral as possible in relation to relationships, and try as much as possible not to pass judgment on anyone. So should you keep on reading, and find that you're offended or outraged by the next tips, you most probably have a very good marriage or relationship. Other people will not be as blessed.

Please try to be forgiving of souls who search outside of their marriage for what's lacking within it. Sometimes, to have a lover is better than getting a divorce.

With that said, here are the First Ten Guidelines you must follow when you're about to have an affair or are already in one:

Rule Number 1
Do not cheat with a neighbor, a fellow worker, a friend of your better half, or a member of your family or your spouse's family

Rule Number 2
Do not even tell your closest friend.

Rule Number 3
For the usual trysts, always use a condom.

Rule Number 4
Pass the smell check, whenever you get home after your trysts, just remember to have showered beforehand.

Rule Number 5
When having sex with your spouse, try to focus, concentrate and focus. That means less chances of you calling your spouse your new lovers name. And do try to minimize the rough sex with your new lover if it leaves marks. Which means love-bites or hickeys are a no-no.

Rule Number 6
Boinking is not allowed in your house. Regardless of how much you have learned watching TV, chances are that you're going to leave evidence behind. Likewise applies to your car.

Rule Number 7
Create a new Email account to send messages to your lover and don't save your username/password for this new account on your computer.

Rule Number 8
Whenever you happen to be out in the public eye with your lover, at all times have a credible explanation, just in case you meet somebody you know.

Rule Number 9
When you receive anyting from your paramour, keep them at work or anywhere else where your wife doesn't usually visit.

Rule Number 10
No financial audit trails please. Always use cash.

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